Random OOC Thread

[azzy2121]

I haven't got it yet. Haven;t got enough money

[Xu Huang]

Lol ive beaten it. took off two days from work and played it through. Please tell me youve played the other games.

[azzy2121]

Yeah, I've played the others.
Even If I haven't the game is supposed to be built so new-comers will understand the storyline.

[Xu Huang]

yeah it kinda is but you dont respect the bombs that are dropped nearly as much if you just view the little flashback things

[Meng Sha Mu]

I IZ BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[Ma Jun Fan]

*roundhouse kicks* I missed you........!!! Yeah its the emohapkidokid....... -_-"

[Meng Sha Mu]

Grabs ur leg, elbows u, tackles u, armbars u

[Ma Jun Fan]

Meep.......SLIPS BY YOU! KICKS YOUR NAZ AND SPITS ON YOUR FACE!!! NEVER TRUST A GIRL TO PLAY FAIR IN MARTIAL ARTS!!!

[Meng Sha Mu]

I'm wearing a cup, stupid. I don't trust girls. After your futile kick I elbow you in the face ( women want to be treated equally as men. BLAME THE FEMINISTS FOR YOUR PAIN), I tackle you, I armbar you.

[Ma Jun Fan]

AHHH RAPE!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!!! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!! (bwahahahahahaha.........)

[Meng Sha Mu]

[At the station]
- So, do I have to right, mr Fredrik? You were walking about peacefully when this crazy emo girl roundhouse kicked you?
- That's right.
- And you grabbed her hair and elbowed her in the face as self defence?
- Yup
- Then she kicked you in the crotch, but you weren't affected because??
- I was walking home from training, I was wearing a cup
- Ah, ok. And the you elbowed her again in the face, and the tackled her. And when you had gotten in a good position to proceed to an armbar, she shouts rape?
- Ayup
- Normally I wouldn't believe you, but we've had this darn emo in here so many times, we believe you.

Seriously tho, if I ever get attacked, that's what I'll do. I'll take of my shirt and undo the button on my pants and run. Then I'd shout: HELP, RAPE!



Oh, and I swear to God, that if I ever see someone dance Hare Hare Yukai, I'll smack em over the head. Except if it's my (favourite) cousin, she's so adorable! If she'd ask me, I'd learn it immediatly. And no, she's no 3 or 4, she's 13. She's still adorable.
Go away, I'm talking to myself

[Ma Jun Fan]

Freddy that is so LAME! I mean, who would actually side with you if you tried to armbar and elbow strike a girl? Generally, men do hit girls.......they run away. If you hit a girl, you are still considered as scum today. TAKE THE FRIGGIN HIT AS A MAN! Also, really who would believe a guy was getting raped by a girl? Yes, we females know that most men want to get laid so they wouldn't mind. SO HA!

Dude....." Did we need to know that?.............That's a bit disturbing you know..........but anywho........

LA LA LA LA LA~!

I know under your pain and tears
Deep inside your wounds
You have him in your heart
I know that all your promises have become lies
Your innocence made you believe in him
When he left and made you cry
I comforted you through the night
Do you remember the words i said?
I swear on the stars, I'll be by your side
For a long time now
I've been dying, waiting for you
I'm ready to live my life for you now
All you have to do is let him go and come to my side
Then you'll be able to breathe again
Without a word
I've been waiting for you
Hold my hand and walk with me
Smile at me as i was in front of you
If you were to come to me
You'll be able to rest your eyes
If you ever feel like crying again
Just lean on me

Say la la la la la la la la~!

I love those translated lyrics......their so romantic~!

[Meng Sha Mu]

Then call me Scum McDirtypants, IT'S THE AGE OF EQUALITY, take the hit, or go to the kitchen The girls at school are like: Respect me, blablabla we're equals.
Then I'm like "......" and then I slap them. Then they're like: " Don't hit girls!"
That's like being a girl and having a paper on the growth and history of feminism. And you're too lazy to complete it, so you promise sexual favors to whoever does the paper for you.

And yes, you had to know that. If I shouted that they were after me cause I broke the nose of one of them, they wouldn't help me. But if I was like: " DUDE, THEY'RE TRYING TO RAPE ME", I'd get instant help.

And for those lyrics you have deserved a guillotine choke.

[Ma Jun Fan]

Well i'm not like those girls at school. My policy is "Respect must be earned......also it's a mutual thing." You respect me, i respect you. You diss me, i'll either diss you back or ignore you. You hit me and attempt to send me to the hospital, I'll have you thrown in jail. I actually do my work, i actually take my education seriously. Lemme guess Freddy, you expect me to be one of those girls to go and slave in the kitchen and do all the housework and obediently serve men don't you?

[Meng Sha Mu]

No actually I don't I'm just frustrated that women want to be treated better than men when they say they want equality. If it's equality, they're gonna change the tires too, they're gonna carry in the heavy things too, etc.

If a girl wants me to be nice to her cause she's a girl, I just ruffle her hair and smile cause I think she's pathetic. I'm already treating girls better than boys, what am I supposed to do? So if they say: "Don't do that to a girl!" I just say: AGE OF EQUALITY. I have nothing against helping my ma doing stuff, it's just frustrating that girls don't want to help their dads :3

But yes, YOU, and YOU only can go to the kitchen and get me some pie * SLAP*